Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”


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"I thought you might have a… a rule against soldiers."
"No. Not at all! … Not me."




pairings where they “hate” each other but would be devastated if anything happened to one another are my fucking weakness

[stiles voice] “Then where is Derek?” | “Derek? Derek, come on!” | “I think he’s…

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#yup#zm#zayn malik#1d

St. Louis - 27/08

#why so cute#hs#1d



when the supporting cast is more interesting than the main character of a series



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they look like the lost boys from peter pan


they look like the lost boys from peter pan

Teen Wolf: eyes glowing in season 4 (requested by Anonymous)

#teen wolf
Sterek Week: sterek au → Hercules
Stiles is stolen from Mount Olympus by Kate so that he can’t mess up her plans to dethrone the Sheriff. It seems to work for awhile since Stiles is the most awkward human ever, but she didn’t account for Stiles being trained by the renowned, Isaac, and becoming a hero. The only curveball still up her sleeve is Derek, who may just be able to trick Stiles, unless they fall madly in love of course.



#michael fassbender